Brendon Urie didn’t crash a whole wedding, get arrested at a strip club, lead a hippie parade while him and his friends were fuckin high or some shit, crash a funeral while dressed as a stumpunky emo, cut off a girls head after he screamed about some Miss Jackson bitch being nasty in a Vegas motel, get naked on camera, get killed by a bunch of doctors, duff the living shit out of a mf who was built like a wrestler, flex his marriage on us like 4 fuckin times, go to hell and turn into a demon, climb a whole building, get the living shit beat out of him by his girlfriend after he murdered a bunch of ninjas, turn into a puppet and go through hell just to be thrown into a pile of other puppets for you to know him as the high hopes motherfucker.
Vijay Singh with the most outrageous golf shot the masters has ever seen. Ever.
G O L F W I T H O U T L I M I T S
I can only assume this is from some amazingly realistic looking sports anime because there ain’t no goddamn way that happened in real life.
I’ve definitely reblogged this before, but I just think it’s super cute because there are like “golf manners” where you’re not supposed to make a huge ruckus but like EVERYONE felt it warranted cheering because HOLY SHIT THAT WAS A GREAT SHOT.
how do you not hold your club above your head and hoot like a tusken raider after a shot like that
remember: the ‘holy’ white doves are just white rock doves, aka the common pigeon!
Doves are just pigeons with white privilege
Also can we talk about how STUNNING their irredentist feathers are?
This post made me finally look up whether Australian crested pigeons are also doves, and I didn’t quite understand the wiki page but I think the answer is ‘yes’.
You guys are gonna go ham when you hear about fruit doves
am i supposed to feel sorry for those two guys who died in the blair witch house? who broke into HER home, trespassed on HER land and messed with HER stick bundles? i dont!
heather sweetie im so sorry you went camping with two morons, oh my god
